How is it April already and HOW have more than TWO YEARS passed without me posting a blog update?! Here's how: I lost my username and password to be able to access my. Own. Website. EEEEK. Obviously rather a lot of other Things have been happening in the world too, and like everyone else I've been doing what I have to do to get through this strange time, plus working in my other job as a hospital-based midwife. Also I rely a lot on other platforms -- Twitter and Instagram, mostly -- so I haven't been entirely offline, but it…